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ABOUT FAST ISAAC

Widely regarded as the fastest player at the Meraloma Rugby Club (and possibly the world), Fast Isaac has speed which can only be surpassed by his ability to make outlandish claims.

Think you've got what it takes?

Think you can beat the fastest? Just click the button to submit your challenge on the title of "Fastest Meraloma" for official review.

SUBMIT YOUR CHALLENGE

"Runs like a Cheetah on Cocaine"

-anonymous cheetah

"Fast Isaac can run faster than the speed of light and kick light in its ass sending it flying even faster than the speed of light, and then run faster than the new speed of light and again do the same over and over again. Every time he does it new universes are created."

-Neil Degrasse Tyson

THE PROOF

"His speed while running surpasses the speed of light. His speed while walking is twice the speed of sound. His speed while sleeping is 295 km/h"

 -Wile E. Coyote 

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All proceeds go towards providing local Kitsilano rugby clubs with the essential game-day pyrotechnics they desperately need.

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