Fastisaac

"Runs like a Cheetah on Cocaine"

-anonymous cheetah

"Fast Isaac can run faster than the speed of light and kick light in its ass sending it flying even faster than the speed of light, and then run faster than the new speed of light and again do the same over and over again. Every time he does it new universes are created."

-Neil Degrasse Tyson

"His speed while running surpasses the speed of light. His speed while walking is twice the speed of sound. His speed while sleeping is 295 km/h"

-Wile E. Coyote